Tiffany Carlos/18/California/Twin
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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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i don’t know what’s worse… ppl who dont give a fuck or ppl who give too many fucks

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"your password is weak" fuck you

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just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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